Gripe of the Month

I'm just gonna come right out and say it. I hate Mark Johnson... aka WEWS Newschannel 5's "Meteorologist". I am so tired of this douchebag that I just can't take it anymore. He ruined 3 Jeopardy episodes this winter to let me know it was going to snow. Guess what Mark? Its winter in Cleveland F***ing Ohio, we know it is going to snow. Therefore, you do not need to interrupt the only program I enjoy watching on a nightly basis. Currently, Channel 5 runs news programs all morning, 5pm, 6pm, and 10pm. What is so important that you need to interrupt the only half hour of programming I watch?

Here is a list of other times it is not ok to interrupt regular programming:

1) Thunderstorm watches and warnings from late May to Late August
2) Tornado watches in Southwestern Ohio
3) A drought in the Middle of July
4) A cold/warm front moving through Chicago, Illinois
5) The level of the Cuyahoga River has risen 2" after a week of April showers

Also, NEVER interrupt a show after it has started to rain, snow, sleet or hale to tell us it has already started to rain, snow, sleet or hale.

I have had to make 2 phone calls to the WEWS News Channel 5 this year to complain about this guy. How bout Channel 5 do their part to help the economy by getting rid of useless newscasters, AKA Meteorologists. They're right less than 50% of the time to begin with. Its not like the news isn't depressing enough already, you have to come on the screen and tell me that it is going to snow for the next 6 days.

So, to all the Mark Johnsons out there... F*CK YOU!

The First of a Hopeful Many

Scotty- This one is for you. Remember how I could never just cut my hair? I'll just pretend that one of the guys did this while I was sleeping at the station

Winner Winner... Chicken Dinner

Congratualtions to Kristine... She won a free back massage for being the first respondant. Should she fail to request said prize in a reasonable amount of time, the runner-up prize of a $5000 wedding gift shall be awarded to scott and whitney for their comments.

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