I'm just gonna come right out and say it. I hate Mark Johnson... aka WEWS Newschannel 5's "Meteorologist". I am so tired of this douchebag that I just can't take it anymore. He ruined 3 Jeopardy episodes this winter to let me know it was going to snow. Guess what Mark? Its winter in Cleveland F***ing Ohio, we know it is going to snow. Therefore, you do not need to interrupt the only program I enjoy watching on a nightly basis. Currently, Channel 5 runs news programs all morning, 5pm, 6pm, and 10pm. What is so important that you need to interrupt the only half hour of programming I watch?
Here is a list of other times it is not ok to interrupt regular programming:
1) Thunderstorm watches and warnings from late May to Late August
2) Tornado watches in Southwestern Ohio
3) A drought in the Middle of July
4) A cold/warm front moving through Chicago, Illinois
5) The level of the Cuyahoga River has risen 2" after a week of April showers
Also, NEVER interrupt a show after it has started to rain, snow, sleet or hale to tell us it has already started to rain, snow, sleet or hale.
I have had to make 2 phone calls to the WEWS News Channel 5 this year to complain about this guy. How bout Channel 5 do their part to help the economy by getting rid of useless newscasters, AKA Meteorologists. They're right less than 50% of the time to begin with. Its not like the news isn't depressing enough already, you have to come on the screen and tell me that it is going to snow for the next 6 days.
So, to all the Mark Johnsons out there... F*CK YOU!
2 comments:
wow....i wanted to be a weather girl one time. glad i came up with a new career idea.
Amen Brother...You said it all! I am annoyed enough how every show I watch from noon-11 pm has a stupid scroll bar at the bottom of it updating me about the weather from October-March, let alone when they interrupt your programming for this news. I hope you get through to somebody intelligent at channel 5 soon.
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