Happy New Year!

Another decade down, and yes, I am officially less than 10 months away from turning 30. I'm actually looking forward to it because that means I am officially 1 year closer to getting old. Why am I looking forward to that you ask? 5 words my friends... Velcro shoes and elastic pants. Not to mention, you get to act stupid and crazy without consequence. I digress. I don't really want to be that old yet, I have a lot of stuff to get done before then. Like get in shape. The new gym opened up the other day and it is awesome. I don't think I'm gonna have any trouble gettin back in shape because I could spend all day there. Plus, 2 out of every 3 days I get to work out with the hottest girl at the club. Now, I know I'm not the best looking or most in shape guy there, but I have to admit, it makes me feel a lot better about myself going to a place like that. There are a lot of ugly, oversized people there. I give them credit for attempting to make their lives a little healthier, but how long is that gonna last? It doesn't matter how much you work out if you leave there, stop at McDonalds and drink a 6-pack when you get home. Good luck fatty!