Yes, I am having another colonoscopy tomorrow. So, in true Jimmy form, I will make a list of pros and cons to this often criticized procedure. Most men don't have their first colonoscopy until they are 50. I just turned 30... I'll be a pro by 50
Pros:
1. Hopefully I will find out what is wrong with me
2. Versed + Fentanyl = Happy times
3. After tonight, my colon and stomach will be COMPLETELY clean
Cons:
1. I ate last night at 8:00 pm & will not eat again until tomorrow after 1:00 pm
(Thats 41 hours for those of you counting)
2. Drinking the 64 ounces of pure disgust and 2 hours of sitting on the toilet
3. Waking up after the procedure, knowing that a long tube and camera have
been in your butt and you dont remember any of it
Oh well, kind of a double edge sword as of right now... I want them to find something so I can get treated, but I don't want them to find anything bc I don't want there to be anything wrong with me. But if they don't find anything, THEN what do I do? Update to follow this week.
you poor guy! I feel so bad for you and your colon. I still blame the Shigs.
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