Anyway... I took him in to change yesterday. Not only was he completely dry and clean, he was keeping a little secret from me. I was gettin ready to close him back up when he started poopin (no big deal, the diaper is right there and I've got everything covered). Now, learning from prior experience, I let him sit there for a few minutes because I know more was coming, which happened. After seeing the pool in the diaper, I decided that was enough, time to clean up. I lifted his legs to wipe his butt, and as I lifted he shot a perfect stream of mustard over his diaper all over his changing pad and all over the changing table! he almost his the wipe warmer... which, no joke, is about 18" away from where his butt was. NICE DISTANCE was all I could think of at the time. Oh, and to top it off, he peed all over while this was going on cause I lost track of his "blocker". So... long story short, he didn't even need changed when I took him in there and I got a great story out of it!
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
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