12.07.2010

Ah 2010, Where Did You Go?

Hard to believe another year is coming to an end. It seems like only yesterday I was writing my list of things from 2009. In no particular order, here they are... (please keep in mind that many things will be left off this list simply because I have a terrible memory)

1. I spent $600 on a gym membership, only to put on 10 pounds. Damn you LTF, damn you
2. A WFD at the BFD is even better than a BFD
3. I no longer have the desire to wash windows or clean gutters
4. I'm still addicted to crossword puzzles
5. My brain is completely full of absolutely useless knowledge
6. Life insurance is an even bigger scam than my gym membership
7. "Smart phone" data plan packages may be an even bigger scam than life insurance
8. No matter how funny a comedian is, they will never be able to top "Bill Cosby Himself"
9. The new Clash of the Titans movie was even worse than the first one
10. One is the loneliest number (I actually learned that a long time ago thanks to Harry Nilsson, but I just remembered)
11. No matter how many days I have off from work, its never enough
12. Turning 30 kinda sucks
13. I won $20 on the first lottery ticket I bought and haven't won since, stopping me from buying them altogether (there goes Plan B #1)
14. My golf game went to shit (so much for Plan B #2)
15. 2011 is already stacking up to be a very busy year. BFD, CFFD, JV Baseball (heyay), BBOG, LMNOP, Continuing to search for my next project, continuing my search for the lost city of Atlantis. Wish me luck, I'm gonna need it

3 comments:

thb said...

good luck...

Unknown said...

Let me know if you need any golf tips....

STL said...

What a hilarious post!