12.01.2010
thoughts on bumper stickers
Is there a better way to express how you feel about world issues than a $2 sticker permanently affixed to your $40,000 car? Not that I can think of! AIDS- no, not that AIDS, I'm talking about the American Institute of Diabetic Shemales. How about one I saw just yesterday, "Against your will is against the law." Here's an idea, "Drinking impairs your ability to think, so next time don't go home with that stranger from the bar!" I can't help but laugh at the people who feel the need to put 6 stickers on their windows supporting the same cause, if there is one on there already, I understand that you are all for it. The latest craze are the ones with just letters, i.e OXB, CLE, PIB (we get it, you live there, you vacation there... SO WHAT?) My fave still has to be the CHOC. Maybe you will get a free box of chocolates from Malley's if the guy driving the Malley's Truck happens to be stopped behind you at a stoplight. And are you really gonna accept it if a strange guy walks up to you and hands you a box of chocolates? How about my ideas for these acronym stickers... Medical Problem Stickers (this way I know what kind of person I am following. ANX (Anxiety), PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder), SCHIZ (Schitzo). Moreover, how about 70+ (over 70 years old), 90+ (you get the idea)! Maybe if you didn't have so many stickers on your car, you could see me taligating you and figure out that your driving is annoying me! Oh, and for those of you with the upside down sticker "if you can read this, roll me over"... its not very funny when you roll your car over on the freeway doing 75 in the slushy snow, now is it? (actual call from life as a paramedic). Enough from me, I'll just leave you with 2 stickers I would consider putting on my car if I drove a raggedy beat up piece of shit... "Hang up your phone and talk to your kids" and FU!
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HAHAHAHAHAHA That was goooood. I hate bumper stickers, too. Or how about when someone just slaps it on? It's like, if you're going to ruin your paint with a tacky sticker, at least put it on straight & centered. I saw the "roll me over" sticker the other day. I thought it was kinda dumb. Like someone who isn't funny, trying to crack a joke. It's just not creative at all. So I didn't bring any attention to it. haha. i'm a bitch.
HAHA!They're never on straight! I thought the same about that roll me over one, how stupid. Plus, it wasn't even on a car that you would off-road like a jeep, it was on one of those stupid box-like cars. I considered writing about political stickers, i.e "McCain/Palin '08", guess what? its 2010 and they still havent won. Don't leave it on there just cause you want me to see your candidate was a loser!!
They should have one that is mandatory for road rage driver's. Maybe we can get a package deal for karen and I.
My favorite are the people that have the "Student Driver" sticker with yellow glitter background and black writing. Why would you put that on your car? You obviously aren't 15.5 years old or an old dirty man who likes to have 15.5 year olds in his car to drive him around to do his errands, so I do not see the point. Why not just have one that says, "I am an idiot." It is much more to the point.
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